| GRAY:
The color gray is preferred by people
who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything -- including
color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look
at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less.
It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse.
And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become
pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act
is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse
considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a gray marries another
gray, the marriage is made in heaven.
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